Randy Randell, Rodney and me at the No Age/Deerhoof show last night at the Phoenix.
Why do I always look like some spooky female-to-male? I may as well be Willem Dafoe.
No wonder dudes always are thinking I'm trying to touch them in their downstairs.
Thinking about writing a situation comedy by the name of Rodney, Randell and Me. Dangerfield is actually more of a parasitic twin kind of deal, a Quatto.
He's full of piss and vinegar and doesn't mind letting a lady know he'd like to pump her in her dumper but, being attached to my skin, his boner goes unabated.
Randell, who is currently riding the tide of some much-deserved praise with his band No Age, decides to have me and Rodney come on tour with them.
Rodney and he are the best of mates, you see, which leaves me feeling left of centre, especially with them always taking the piss out of me.
The laughs nearly write themselves!
Still in the works but it's shaping up to be a real abortion of a show.
3 comments:
best show idea ever.
that rodney dangerfield sure photographs well.
It must get tiring holding up your sleeve all day. Your boys in New Age should sell one-sleeved shirts.
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