Vans are fine when you're gleaming the cube but on dates, it's no-dice!
Here's today's music.

Shake Appeal - The Stooges

I'd given up on you...but life really is a pigsty

I try to live with sincerity but there are some things you just can't reveal to anyone...until you start a blog.
There are times when I need to leave him be, when he's got to go away for me to realize just how much I miss him. Do something ridiculous to push me away only to pull something equally ridiculous and have me back more rabid than before.

Life Is A Pigsty

How can I develop such devotion to someone I will never actually know?!
Armed with a watch sporting his dramatic visage and a tattoo devotional on the horizon my recent flirtation with Steven Patrick Morrissey has become an all-out obsession.
Guaranteed to be an unbearable bore in person I am best left obsessing about the idol I've come to hold in higher esteem than most actors, authors, firemen, parents, saintly ex-girlfriends, mariachi bands and both popular and hated musicians.
He must be destroyed for me to be free!

Rodney, Randell and Me....

Randy Randell, Rodney and me at the No Age/Deerhoof show last night at the Phoenix.
Why do I always look like some spooky female-to-male? I may as well be Willem Dafoe.
No wonder dudes always are thinking I'm trying to touch them in their downstairs.

Thinking about writing a situation comedy by the name of Rodney, Randell and Me. Dangerfield is actually more of a parasitic twin kind of deal, a Quatto.
He's full of piss and vinegar and doesn't mind letting a lady know he'd like to pump her in her dumper but, being attached to my skin, his boner goes unabated.
Randell, who is currently riding the tide of some much-deserved praise with his band No Age, decides to have me and Rodney come on tour with them.
Rodney and he are the best of mates, you see, which leaves me feeling left of centre, especially with them always taking the piss out of me.
The laughs nearly write themselves!
Still in the works but it's shaping up to be a real abortion of a show.

Every feeling and emotion and inside thought talk amongst themselves in a meeting of the minds to rival every U.N. conference held ever all at once.

First post:
Black Flag is great STOP
Morrissey is dreamy still STOP
Telegram premise isn't funny STOP

That is all.